An epidemic has spread across Texas.
Something so indescribable that it can only be shown by photo.
Dun dun duuunn.
Buc-ee's.
Why am I craving beaver nuggets? Or buying this tshirt with a beaver in a ball-cap? WHY?!
Some people might ask...and many do, why in the world do people alter their roadtrips just to stop at this gas station?
The bathrooms.
I know you just laughed.
You just chuckled at this ridiculous idea that people change their direction to use these porcelain thrones.
I am, as always, completely serious. So serious, that ABC news even did a special on it. Their bathrooms are so nice it's NEWS! (how depressing does that make you feel!) I know you still have your doubts. So I'm here to prove it to you.
SEE! What now! HA! Told you so.
What amuses me is that people are endorsing these lovely bathrooms all across Texas. Not a day goes by that I don't see that...adorable beaver grinning his buck teeth at me from a cotton camiseta (yeah. I just said that). People! Texans think Buccee's is cute! They wear the tshirts and the pajama pants...to CLASS. Where people can SEE them! Geez Louise.
And if that wasn't enough, people dress their dogs in Buccee's (don't believe me? Go check out the fan photos on the website). We can thank this viral fashion statement to Beaver. Good 'ol Beaver. Owner of Buccee's. It takes a brave man to be proud of a name like that. I mean...what were his parents thinking?!
Scenario:
Buck(dad): woah momma...we dun be havin a baby!
Sally May(mom): oh mah staars! what oar we gunt to naim it?!
Buck: Weeell...i dun saww one of dem beeverrs makin a dam dis mornin whilst i wus fishin.
Sally May: my child be naimd beever! we bettr chainge der spellin so it be mor sofistikated!
Buck: weel den beaver it is!
I rest my case.
munching on some beaver nuggets,
Katherine
