Sunday, October 7, 2007

anyone for sleep deprivation?

if you are living your life without sleep deprivation you are missing out!
o boy! who doesn't love the purple bags under your eyelids and extreme tension in trying to remain awake!
if you don't suffer from sleep deprivation i have a cure for YOU!

go on a weekend 6 hour bus ride to lubbock with your volleyball team!!
this complimentary stay is brought to you by Holiday Inn Express.

after a night of wonderful restless sleep you can get up and start your day by dressing in your uniform for volleyball
with the slight smell of sweat on the fabric from yesterday. After getting dressed you can go down to the complimentary breakfast where you may eat only to the specifications of the coach, aka "healthy."

After losing your game you may watch for the average of 2-3 hours a varsity volleyball game.

now that you are pumped up we shall escort you to a charter bus where you will spend the next 5-6 hours. what fun!

we hoped you enjoyed your wonderful trip GUARANTEED sleep deprivation.

have a nice day!

3 comments:

Genny said...

I am familiar with sleep deprivation. I am currently experiencing it myself. Can I come up to your room and take a nap in your hammock?

Melissa said...

Haven't slept much myself lately, so I feel your pain. And to top it all off now I'm sick. Life is blah right now!!

Paige said...

I feel your pain. Sleep, where art thou?